By Greg LaRose, Published in Louisiana Illuminator Dec. 26
If you’re looking for me on the road anytime soon, don’t blink.
Speed limits and school zones be damned, I’ve got places to be, things to do and people to see.
You see, I’m a really good driver, so I really don’t feel there’s any risk involved.
Plus, I shouldn’t have to waste my time putting on a seatbelt. And just because some people can’t handle their alcohol, why can’t I enjoy a tall cold one behind the wheel?